The best cure for a hangover is to go drink some more - You can’t go a day without saying ‘Jaysus’
- Tea is the solution to every problem
- It is common to hear people refer to their moms as Mammy even if they’re grown adults
- We are scared of the wooden spoon
- ‘Now we’re sucking diesel’ means that you are happy with how something turned out
- Saying “I got stuck behind a tractor” is a perfectly good excuse for being late
- It’s not “good” it’s “grand.”
- Rain is a way of life.
- Drunken room-mates is just the beginning
- The idea of leprechauns now makes you roll your eyes.
- When a three mile walk takes you 10 minutes (walking Irish style).
- You can’t walk barefoot anymore, cause the kitchen floor is sticky, or has other hazardous objects on it!
- When seeing someone buy an ice-cream in the middle of January from a petrol station doesn’t seem weird!
- When at least 4 times a week one of you Facebook friends updating their status with “i am totaly hammered”, or “Never drinking again!”, “I should stop drinking”!
- You have to pull a string in the shower to get hot water.
- You have to take a cab home anytime after 11pm.
- You cannot do anything business-related between 12 noon and 1 p.m. because everything is closed for lunch.
- You don’t think twice after seeing a speed limit sign that says 120.
- You put a pot on the stove to cook then walk away for 20 minutes and when you return to check on it you realise you forgot to turn the wall switch on.
- Half-nine = nine-thirty.
- You’ve watched your friend, drinking all the way through Rag Week, sit at the table and make a tin foil helmet to protect himself from the “alieums.”
- You were stressing about studying for exams whilst being ‘social’ over a few pints, you often heard the phrase “she’ll be grand” or “it’s grand” and decided feck it, drink now cram l…ater!
- You know that the real off-license of Dublin is Lidl and it’s the place where you buy in BULK.
- You’ve seen hundreds (if not thousands) of people gathered in Cork City Centre just for a Hillbilly’s breast in a bun at 2 a.m.
- Getting a “ride” from someone only has ONE meaning.
- You’ve consumed Tesco brand vodka.
- You know how to properly pronounce “Smithwicks.”
- You celebrate Arthur’s Day and wish it was a holiday worldwide
- You refer to america as “the states”
- There is loads more so comment below so we can add them to our article! :)
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