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8 “Cracking” Christmas Chat Up Lines

8 “Cracking” Christmas Chat Up Lines December 9, 2013

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Christmas Chat Up lines

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8 Christmas Chat Up Lines That Are An Absolute Cracker

Yes its that time of year were we put on awful Christmas jumpers and parade around a little bit more merry than normal.

If your looking for a line to use at your next Christmas party, you could try one of these. However we can’t guarantee any success whatsoever. Also if you end up getting a slap from the girl it is not our responsibility :D But sure go for it! Tis the season to be jolly!

  1. ”Apart from me, what else have you asked Santa for?”
  2. ”Would you like to pull my cracker?”
  3.  ”If you were a gift underneath my Christmas tree I wouldn’t be long unwrapping you.” – Recommended ;)
  4. ”Excuse me, shouldn’t you be on top of my tree?”
  5. ”You’re the perfect stocking filler.”
  6. ”Shall I introduce you to Santa’s little helper?”
  7. “You’re a real cracker; and I’m good a pulling.”
  8. ”Would you like me to tinsel your Christmas balls?” (One for the ladies lol)

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I moved to Australia in 2013 and created this blog to help Irish people living in Australia. 10 million visitors later it now has evolved into a job board, flight company and offers support with many services Irish people need when they move to Australia. Pop over to my resources page(irisharoundoz.com/resources) to find every service and product I recommend. Thanks for stopping by and hope to see you here again.

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